but the real question is has nemo found himself
when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you
i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness