precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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candycrushruinedmylife:

i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????

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… a good story can save poor animation, where good animation cannot save a poor story.
Osamu Tezuka (via theblondeh)
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worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”


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unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness


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Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation.
Unknown (via perfect)

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wholock-r-a-dorkiplier:

DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe?

wholock-r-a-dorkiplier:

DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe?

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